Evie and Kim exited the elevator on the 12th floor, promptly running into Mitch.
“Evie, I need to talk to you about revising the sales teams’ PowerPoints. Come with me to the sales department,” Mitch commanded with a very managerial tone.
Kim played oblivious while Evie followed Mitch back to the elevator. No sooner than the door closed, Mitch turned to invade her space, backing her up against the wall by the keypad.
“You didn’t stay for the full sales launch meeting,” he said, using the most demanding tone he had with her, “where the hell were you!”
Evie looked at his overly stern look, eyebrows stitched, and stammered, “uh…I…I had to drop off some documents at Kinkos.” Her lie was spreading all over her face and the guilt of ditching such an important meeting was beading up on her brow.
“Well, that would be excusable if it were true but I just got a tour of our swanky copy center on the 12th floor today. You don’t use Kinko’s do you?”
She was in the middle of coming up with her back-up excuse so he wouldn’t suspect that Kim knew everything when Mitch moved close enough that he could feel her bra size.
“I think you owe the sales manager an apology dinner for lying while on the job.”
Oh, now she got it. This was how the game would be played. That’s ok, she liked elevators. And floors, and corner offices especially.
“Yes, I do owe you an apology Mr. O’Donnell. I’ll make my special succotash for dinner tonight. It’s perfect for…sucking up to the boss,” she sheepishly managed to say before Mitch borrowed her tongue.
Autumn Succotash
- 2 diced, roasted yams, seasoned with sage & olive oil
- 1 bag frozen shelled edemame
- 1 bag frozen corn, (roasted fresh corn is better if you can swing it)
- 3 cups chopped kale
- 1 batch dijon maple dressing (below)
- Roast the diced yams then cool while preparing the remaining ingredients.
- Bring a large pot of water to boil and drop in a bouillon cube if you’re feeling seasonal.
- When water boils, add frozen edemame, boil for 7 minutes or so.
- Add the corn and bring back to a boil.
- Then add the kale, stir it all together and simmer until the kale is wilty but not army-surplus green.
- Drain the beans, corn, and kale then transfer to a large bowl. Fold in the dressing coating the kale mixture well.
- Lastly, gently fold in the yams.
Serve warm or cool. Works both ways. Garnish with green onions, or not.
Creamy Maple Dijon Dressing
- 1/2 cup olive oil
- 1/4 cup white balsamic
- 1/4 cup maple syrup (if you don’t like sweet dressing, back off on the maple syrup)
- 1 teaspoon dijon mustard
- 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2/3 cup raw cashews
Blend all ingredients until smooth.

October 24, 2012 at 5:10 am
That looks sooo tasty!
October 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm
You really can’t go wrong adding yams to just about anything IMHO ;-P
October 24, 2012 at 10:44 am
This sounds delicious!
October 24, 2012 at 10:50 am
I loved it and ate it every day for lunch until it was gone. DH isn’t a fan of sweet dressings though. My favorite dressing before going vegan was honey dijon and that was what I was going for with this but with maple syrup.
October 25, 2012 at 8:02 am
What an incredible concept! I don’t even like succotash but I am loving your redefinition of it.
October 25, 2012 at 9:53 am
Succotash as our grandmothers knew it was kinda, ok, very boring IMHO. And using edamame instead of lima beans is so much more interesting. And less gummy. AND grilling your veggies when you can adds depth. Esp with the corn.
October 25, 2012 at 10:52 am
This looks so good! Can’t wait to try:)
October 25, 2012 at 11:49 pm
Bwahaha! I’m just now catching up on the installments since last week. This one is particularly funny! Oh, that Evie…
October 26, 2012 at 8:22 pm
I’m glad you’re enjoying the series! Thanks!
October 28, 2012 at 6:57 am
[...] There are more 50 Shades of Kale posts on Snarky Vegan. This week’s stand-out: Autumn Succotash, for sucking up to the boss. [...]
October 28, 2012 at 7:11 am
I loved this series so much Julia! Thanks for offering up such a creative and delicious Vegan MoFo theme this year!
October 28, 2012 at 8:41 pm
Thanks for following and esp for including me in your weekly roundups! I think I’m going to eat cherry pie for a month to recover from all the kale ;-P
November 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Thank you for this recipe. Dressing changed my life.. I am now putting it on everything I eat;)
November 5, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Isn’t it awesome!? But really, you gotta like sweeter dressings. I’m beginning to wonder how long a batch of it would last in the fridge.