Need a last minute nacho platter for the big game? Something to impress the guys? Something to hoard and not share with anyone?

This is perhaps my favorite use of tater tots so far! Yeah, I think this tops the tater tot casserole. Although I’m not sure it could beat the tater tot pizzas that are making the rounds right now. Be sure you check out those too:

Sorry for the crappy shot, I was starving and didn't take time to light properly. Trust me, it's yum!

Snarky Tater Tot Nachos

This is so easy and all it takes are several ready-made items and you don’t really need to measure this:

  • tater tots, read the label to ensure they’re vegan
  • corn chips (I used Guiltless Gourmet’s® baked chips for the irony)
  • salsa (I used Frontera® brand)
  • queso sauce (my preferred brand is from Food for Lovers®)
  • and shredded vegan cheddar for something really cheesy (Daiya® or Teese®)

There are just a few tricks because tater tots are frozen and if the chips are heated for the same duration as the tots, well, that would be a problem. Also, I was in a hurry and wanted to use the microwave rather than the oven. So, here’s what I did:

  1. Spread enough tots on a plate such that they are not touching each other and nuke until partially thawed.
  2. Sprinkle on some shredded vegan cheddar, like Daiya, and nuke until each tot is a melty little mess.
  3. Plate up some chips, spoon each melty tot onto the chips fairly evenly, drizzle on some vegan queso sauce like Food for Lovers and nuke some more. You’re going to have to eyeball your nukebox because all are different and you’ll need less time if you don’t fill the plate. But don’t nuke too long since you do have chips on the plate. They’ll get weird.
  4. When it’s heated, and RIGHT BEFORE SERVING, spoon on some salsa. I used Frontera salsa with corn and used a fork so I didn’t have so much liquid on the chips. Liquid is the enemy of crispy nachos.
  5. Serve with beer!

You could probably bake this but I didn’t and therefore don’t have instructions for that. Even so, I’d imagine you’d have to bake the tots before assembling everything since they are frozen.

Alternates I tried that were awesome:

I did replace the vegan cheese with home made guacomole and it was amazing. Hard to go wrong with avocados and queso sauce.

Just remember to do a couple extra laps around the sofa to wear this one off, mk?

Most of the time I just make macaroni all in one pot by boiling noodles and dumping in a bag of Daiya Cheddar but it’s always lacked that creaminess of the kind mom used to make. So, in my quest for the perfect vegan macaroni and cheese, I decided to try a different brand of vegan cheese and make it as a casserole this time. It turned out so well that it will go in my regular dinner rotation.

They key to this great version of mac ‘n cheese is using Chicago Soydairy’s Teese® Creamy Cheddar cheese and blending in some additional spices and soy milk in a saucepan BEFORE mixing with the noodles in a casserole.

You may also notice from the photo that I didn’t use actual macaroni noodles. I thought I had a few bags of macaroni but had accidentally picked up ziti noodles instead. Anyway, it’s all good since noodles are all just wheat, water and salt with only shape variations. Next time though, I’ll be using macaroni noodles just to get the texture right.

Of course, the REAL test is if DH eats it and goes back for sections. Which he did and did.

SnarkyVegan’s Macaroni and Teese® Cheese Casserole

  • 1  16-ounce package of noodles

Sauce:

  • 1 tube of Teese® Creamy Cheddar
  • 1/2 t. garlic powder
  • 1/4 t. nutmeg, fresh if you can
  • 1/4 t. cayenne
  • 1/2 t. ground mustard
  • 1/2 c. soy milk, this can be adjusted if the sauce is too thick

Topping:

  1. Boil noodles until al dente, drain and set aside in either a big bowl or the casserole dish. But it’s easier to stir in a bowl and then transfer to the casserole unless your casserole is deep.
  2. In a small saucepan, mix the sauce ingredients and whisk while simmering until very well blended. About 10 minutes. Test flavor and add salt if you wish but mine had sufficient saltiness.
  3. Pour hot sauce over noodles and stir to coat.
  4. Transfer noodles and sauce to casserole and spread evenly.
  5. Mix topping in small bowl then crumble on top of casserole.
  6. Bake at 350° F for 35 minutes. If you bake too long, the noodles will start to dry out and you don’t want that.

NOTE: Teese® Creamy Cheddar is made for macaroni and cheese. It’s creamy straight from the tube and blends with other ingredients very easily which is key to get to the right consistency and spunky flavor for this dish. Be careful cutting the tube open with a knife because the contents are under some pressure and will spew on your person. Best to open the package inside the saucepan.

BTW, the noodles really are as yellow as they are in the photo once coated with sauce. Chicago Soydairy did a great job getting this to mimic the old Kraft stuff you may have grown up with, but without the guilt.

Loooong overdue (yeah yeah, so I’ve been busy, what with clients and starting seeds for Spring and holidays and all, jeeze, give a girl a break ;-), herein is my review and observations from the Delisi Vegan Cheese Smackdown in Chicago on December 13th.

Note: It appears that Delisi’s is temporarily closed to resolve some building permit issues left over from the previous owner. Too bad they have to deal with the city of Chicago, it could be decades before this crooked city approves anything. I really hope they can get the city issues resolved. Delisi’s makes THE BEST vegan pizza in Chicago.

Recap

Just a reminder of what was at stake: compare the two vegan cheese front runners (Daiya and Teese brand vegan cheeses) head to head on traditional Chicago-style deep-dish pizza as only Delisi’s can do. The folks at Delisi’s pulled out all stops and arranged side-by-side comparisons using Daiya and Teese on 2 each of:

  1. Hawaiian-style with pineapple, tomatoes and Upton’s bacon
  2. Vegetarian classic
  3. Classic with veggies and Upton’s sausage
  4. Classic cheese with Upton’s pepperoni
  5. Plain cheese
  6. Mexican style with jalapeños and olives

This was a great opportunity to try a lot of pizza toppings AND compare our faves with both Daiya and Teese. To make sure we all had room to try several types, Delisi’s cut the slices narrower than normal and restocked the buffet three times.

Flavor

The two cheese are made from vastly different ingredients yet neither belies the expected flavors of the raw goods. Teese is made with soy yet tastes nothing like soy, at least to me. Daiya is reportedly made from Cassava root. Since I have no idea what Cassava root tastes like, I can’t say how much Daiya resembles it. However, I WILL say that both of these cheeses are the closest to their intended flavors as ever acheived by a vegan cheese.

Teese in it’s retail form is frightening close to an authentic buffalo-style mozzarela cheese. Daiya comes shredded in an “Italian Blend” flavor that actually does taste like a nice dry pizza cheese. I can envision using them both but for different reasons. On pizza, I’m leaning toward the Daiya because it’s a little skunkier in flavor and the melted texture is more to my liking. I would likely use the Teese for dishes that I am not melting, like Caprese salads or sandwich slices where a smooth silky-smooth texture is critical.

Texture

Both the Daiya and Teese melted very well but the Teese did become cottage cheese like in texture as it cooled. The Daiya stayed melted longer and for some reason, never firmed back up when cooled (which is weird in itself). Neither acted exactly like real cheese but they are both the best vegan alternatives currently on the market. And I’m not entirely certain I care for 100% authentic action in a vegan cheese. I like the stretch of Daiya and I like to smooth silky texture of unmelted Teese.

My personal fave: the Hawaiian deep-dish with Daiya and Upton's bacon.

Side Note: Unrelated to the pizza test, I have used both cheeses in creating a vegan macaroni and cheese with interesting results. Daiya tastes better but the stretch prevents it from easily coating the macaroni. Teese coats the macaroni more thoroughly but the cheddar flavor doesn’t really taste like cheddar to me. I have yet to try a blend of the two on mac ‘n cheese.

The Verdict

There were several no shows (shame on you for reserving already limited seats and making me turn folks away, you know who you are) but we still had a great turn out of 36 people. Delisi’s took a silent vote by collecting preferences on slips of paper to tally up later in the hopes of determining whether to carry both brands on the menu. A slight majority preferred Daiya over Teese and so Delisi’s is carrying both for the time being. In the interest of full disclosure, it should be noted that the folks at Chicago SoyDairy (makers of Teese) were present and brought many friends, which accounted for 15 of the 36 attendees. I’m not saying the voting was rigged, just that the numbers are interesting.

Dessert: more than a footnote

Chicago SoyDairy donated three tubs of their famous and fabulous Temptations® Ice Cream in peppermint, pineapple and vanilla dark cherry. All were huge hits, especially the pineapple. Unfortunately, none of these flavors are available in retail tubs. A shame since I know I’d become totally addicted to the pineapple. Well, perhaps that’s a good thing.

One More Thing

As a surprise for The Urban Housewife and myself, Delisi’s made an awesome vegan Panzarotti for us to review, which is pretty much a deep fried calzone. We took it to a table of other vegan friends and portioned it off to share for a wider range of opinions. It was amazing! They filled it with Teese mozzarella, tomatoes and Upton’s vegan sausage and wow! They definitely need to add it to the menu.

Look at that amazing melty goodness! It is really as good as it looks.

FYI

Just a reminder if you’re interested, I wrote a much longer, in-depth review of Delisi’s pizza back in November. That review has a plethora of links to various product sites. Knock yourself out.

Ok, really, only ONE more thing:

The fine folks over at Chicago SoyDairy have a coupon going right now where you can get a buy one get one free so long as you’re buying two different flavors. GREAT idea to get folks to try their various flavors. MY recommendation: the classic mozzarella and the cheddar. Here’s the link to the coupon.

When you walk in the door, Delisi’s Pizzeria and Pub looks like any other neighborhood joint with TV blaring the game at the bar, regulars bellied up with beer and food, a friendly doggie greeter at the door and the addition of a few booths for eatin’.

While the regular menu includes a vegetarian pizza option, there’s another menu (separate but equal I guess—would be easier and make us feel even more included if menus were consolidated) that also lists vegan products in the toppings section. Upton’s Naturals has the sausage, pepperoni and chorizo covered while Chicago Soydiary’s Teese® cheese is available as the vegan cheese option. Delisi’s is also toying with offering Daiya Italian Blend vegan cheese. Now granted, I’ve never had a pizza with Teese done right but all the hoopla over Daiya forced me to try that one first. My next trip will be to try the same pizza but with Teese.

Anyway, I was prepared to order thin-crust like I always do because I don’t like to risk getting a soggy thick crust. If the chef doesn’t know what he/she’s doing, a deep-dish can go horribly wrong, especially the crust. If done well, you can even reheat it in the nukebox and have a decent lunch the next day. It’s all in the dough, the oiling of the pan and parbaking. If not done well, it can be soggy in the middle, ridiculously high and burnt around the edges (traditional Chicago deep-dish crust should be about the same height as the toppings), rubbery and floury tasting.

Also, if you really don’t know your deep-dish, you wouldn’t know that the tomato ‘sauce’ is actually shredded tomatoes rather than a thin saucy liquid pulled from a jar or vat. AND the cheese is the first ingredient to go on the crust, not the topper most often seen at pizzerias outside Chicago trying to emulate our famous pizza.

To test Delisi’s talents I ordered a basic traditional deep dish with:

  • Onions
  • Mushrooms
  • Green peppers
  • Italian sausage

Verdict? — 5 happy cows!

Let’s break it down starting with the crust—the foundation of any pizza, deep, thin or stuffed.

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Prior to going vegan I’d had many many pizza’s and this was the first time I’d had one with a crust that was flavorful, golden and not burned, and meaty without being chewy/rubbery. I love Delisi’s crust. AND it’s vegan. No whey or butter used but still has a nice buttery crumb. It also seemed to me that the crust was either made from or with a goodly amount of cornmeal which was AWESOME! I loved that it wasn’t all floury tasting. It had major depth.

Upton’s Naturals fake meats with real flavor.

Most vegetarian pizzas simply leave off the meat which leaves a pizza not really tasting traditional which is a real bummer if that’s the experience you want. Delisi’s offers several Upton’s mock meats as optional toppings including sausage, pepperoni and chorizo. I opted for the sausage and it didn’t disappoint. Spicy, correctly textured, chunky and Delisi’s put just the right amount on the pizza. My next pizza will be half sausage/half pepperoni for a good comparison. I’m excited about the pepperoni because to my knowledge, there’s only one other vegan, to-remain-nameless, pepperoni on the market and it is disappointing.

As a side note: it would be interesting to try a bacon and pineapple pizza someday, if mock bacon ever became an option.

Upton’s has been in business only 4 years yet makes one of the widest ranges of interesting and authentic fake meats available. All with ingredient lists that are readable and not scary.

Have a nice Daiya!

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Please excuse the crappy photos as I lost my tripod and was shaky from not eating since breakfast and having to drive 2 hours home during rush hour while huffing pizza in the car. In hindsight, I should have been more prepared. I promise better photos next time.

Daiya seems to have figured out the science behind making a gooey melty vegan cheese. Not sure how they did it but as long as I don’t eat Daiya daily, I don’t care. Daiya comes pre-shredded and bagged for food service customers as a flavor labeled ‘Italian Blend’. The owner of Delisi’s is still testing Daiya and is a bit concerned about the flavor. I thought it was fine. At least it HAD flavor (many vegan cheeses taste like cardboard or dirty socks, NOT that I’ve actually tasted a dirty sock), and yes, that flavor may be a teensy bit like 1970’s style processed products but it was still yummy and comforting. I was happy to have something one more leap closer to the real thing without the cruelty and the cholesterol.

Note: I’m refraining from using the word stretchy to describe Daiya because in this instance, it was only mildly stretchy. That MAY have been due to the long 2-hour commute during rush hour and maybe the pizza had cooled down too much by the time I got home. I don’t know but next time, I’m eating while at Delisi’s so as to view this wonderful Daiya stretch I keep hearing about.

Teese vs. Daiya.

As mentioned above, Delisi’s normally uses Teese® cheese from the awesome guys at Chicago Soydairy. While I love love love Teese, I have never had it on a pizza done right. I once ordered it on a pizza at Whole Foods in River Forest but I think those WF folks must be idjits. I know there’s a way to get Teese to be meltier but Whole Foods doesn’t know how to accomplish that — don’t waste your time ordering it at the River Forest store. So for a more formal comparison, my next trip to Delisi’s will be specifically to compare Daiya to Teese. I suspect they will both have their merits and that Teese will taste more authentic while Daiya may be more melty. This is why I’m wondering if blending the two may be worth trying. Just thinking. I’ve always loved Teese buffalo-style mozzarella even served unmelted with fresh tomatoes in a traditional Caprese salad and can’t wait to see what a proper pizzeria like Delisi’s can do with it.

How ‘bout them ‘maters?

The interesting thing about tomato sauce is that a traditional Chicago deep dish has chunky or shredded tomatoes rather than saucy ‘maters. Delisi’s tomatoes were nice and chunky, still looked like tomatoes rather than some pureed watery mess and were appropriately herbed. This means their tomatoes still TASTE like tomatoes. And having been on a losing streak growing my own tomatoes this summer, Delisi’s tomatoes were very comforting.

Final note.

I should mention that Delisi’s is a locally owned pub and pizzeria with open mic on Thursdays. It’s a very unpretentious, unyuppy, non-trendy neighborhood pub on a non-descript strip across from Rosehill Cemetary. Very normal signage for a very normal hole-in-the-wall kinda dive bar/restaurant but with extremely awesome pizza. They reportedly grow their own basil and I did see an AeroGrow® light near the kitchen. They are some of the most friendly people you’ll meet and if you’re looking for a regular haunt, this would be a great one. Delisi’s Pizzeria and Pub has a website but I haven’t been able to get the lower pages to load. They also have Facebook and MySpace pages and here is a link to their Yelp page.

And if you want to be prepared to order only vegan beverages, I recommend checking out Barnivore to get your list of beer, wine and liquor together before going. I have yet to run into a bar that knew about vegan beverages.

Also, if you’re a hard core vegan who won’t go into any establishment that also serves omnivores, Delisi’s isn’t for you. While they keep everything separate in the kitchen, some vegans just don’t swing that way. Delisi’s is focused on being inclusive and serving everyone which means that you can take your meat-eating family from Southern Indiana and y’all will be happy.

Oh, one more note, no matter how hungry you are, how long it takes to drive home, and how good the pizza smells, DO NOT attempt to eat a deep-dish pan pizza while driving. Trust me on this.

Sourcing products used by Delisi’s.

Delisi’s Pizzeria and Pub — also on Facebook, GrubHub*, MySpace and Yelp

*while Delisi’s is listed on GrubHub, I don’t see the vegan items listed as options and am unsure how you’d order vegan via GrubHub. Maybe you’d have to just call Delisi’s?

Upton’s Naturals — also on MySpace and Facebook

Daiya — and on Facebook (supposedly only food service at the moment but can be had at the following)

Teese® by Chicago Soydairy — and on Facebook

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