Can’t get rid of that queen of invasive weeds: garlic mustard? Eat ‘em!

Garlic mustard is one of the most invasive weeds tormenting our parks and yards, able to take down an entire maple forest. What to do?

Eat it!

A mature garlic mustard plant can be HUGE, several feet tall.

Yes, there are many recipes available if you want to use eat your way through the weeds in your yard. There are a lot that use garlic mustard including pesto, ravioli and soups. Below are links to several sites that have recipes for using garlic mustard:

• http://www.ma-eppc.org/weedrecipes.html
• http://www.annarbor.com/vielmetti/eat-garlic-mustard-for-earth-day/
• http://www.wildmanstevebrill.com/Web%20Recipes/GarlicMustardPesto.html
• http://www.ma-eppc.org/morerecipes.html
• http://www.fosc.org/GM-Recipe.htm

 

Totally ugly, white trash cloches to keep frost off your lovelies.

Everyone’s been throwing around the term cloches lately in the gardenbloggertwitospere. And yes, it is a real word folks and nope, not one I’d heard of as a kid on grandma’s farm. After all, it is French in origin and my family was from Kentucky, the Southern part.

Make like you have a French accent if you want to freak out your uppity neighbors and pronounce it klōsh. While it does sound rather high-brow, cloches are actually very helpful for keeping off unexpected light frosts from tender seedlings when nighttime temps dip too far. This works well for peppers and tomatoes in late April or early May in zone 5 but you’re pushing it to use them earlier in Northern states. Don’t even attempt on basil though, keep your basil inside until later May as it’s a lot like me: hates chills.

Now before you get your whitey tighties in a bunch, I’m here to tell you there is a white trash approach that won’t get you confused with those snooty gardeners who eschew tomato cages from Wal-mart and the like. Yep. I have 2 perfect solutions for folks like you and me.

The Shopping Bag Cloche

Ha! This is brilliant even if I do say so myself! I’m sure I can’t be the first person to think of this but at 11:00 pm in my jammies, I was super happy I did. Saved me a lot of time and protected 3 tomato plants that otherwise woulda bit the dust.

Here’s what you need:

• 1 white or clear plastic grocery bag (you know, the ones we’re not supposed to use anymore?)
• 2 twigs from the compost pile or the yard that needs rakin’

1. Nestle the bag over the plant.
2. Poke 1 twig per bag handle into the dirt, at an angle works best or even wrap the bag’s handle around the twig a couple of rounds before poking the twig into the ground. This secures the bag so it doesn’t blow away.

Don’t make it air tight by piling dirt around the bottom, you do want SOME ventilation.

Recycled Plastic Jug Cloche

This one’s quite popular among urban gardeners I know in Chicago. You can use any jug from a 2-liter on up. I’ve used 2-liters and even gallon bleach jugs. Just make sure you wash it thoroughly so no ickies get on your lovelies.

Here’s what you need:

• 1 jug per plant, assign jugs to plants based on matching diameter and height
• scissors or a trusty knife

1. Cut off the bottom of the jug so that only straight sides remain. If you leave any curves around the bottom edge, it’ll be a bitch to push into the dirt around your plant and you may get angry and accidentally decapitate something you’d rather not (NOT that I would know ANYTHING about that).
2. Gently nestle the jug over your plant so you don’t pinch leaves under the edges and push the jug securely into the dirt. If you live in a windy area, you may have to push the jug deeper into the dirt.
3. Be sure you DON’T leave the cap on the jug, it needs to ventilate during the day so you don’t end up with seedling soup for dinner.

Here’s a close up of how well one of my peppers is recovering under a jug. Yeah, I got it on a tad late but didn’t damage too many leaves yet.

Well, that’s it for white trash gardening today. Until tomorrow, remember all you purveyors of ugly gardens, I got yer backs.