I was starving and desperately craving pancakes yesterday and had no soy milk handy. Rather than lug out the soy milk machine, I decided to try using the blender to whip up some oat milk. Of course, I didn’t have time to look up any recipes because I was, as I said, STARVING. So here’s what I did, mistakes and all:

  1. I failed to measure anything. I thought I’d just eyeball it and throw some oats and water in the blender. Probably shoulda measured. I used regular oats because that’s what I had but I don’t think it’d really make a difference.
  2. Blended the mess until I thought the blender was gonna choke.
  3. I knew that I’d have to somehow strain this mess so that the milk wasn’t pulpy and since I didn’t have any nut bags, I decided to use half a flour sack towel. Bad idea. Not porous enough.
  4. I lined a mesh strainer with the towel and propped that at the rim of a large bowl.
  5. I started pouring the oat/water mixture from the blender into the towel/strainer/bowl and realized that while I was setting up my strainer, the oats were gettin’ gloopier and thicker. MUCH thicker. I really should have used twice as much water.
  6. Anyway, I poured…and scraped, the mess into the strainer. Nothing strained. Nada.
  7. Sooo, I pulled up the corners of the towel, twisted and started trying to squeeze the milk out. THIS was very slow goin’ and really gross. The milk came out of the pores of the towel like a gel, actually more like gloopy egg whites. I periodically had to scrape the milk/gel off the outside of the towel and into the bowl.
  8. After getting about a cup of milk/gel, I threw in the towel. (Ha!, I’ve always wanted to make that a pun).
  9. Then I simply replaced the soy milk in my favorite pancake recipe (which is from Isa’s Vegan with a Vengeance) with oat milk. Of course, the oat milk was so thick, I had to add more water to loosen up the batter so it was pour able. I didn’t make it too thin though and that’s one of the reasons my pancakes were so danged thick. Somewhere between 1/2 and 3/4 inch thick!

What would I do differently?

Two things:

  • Use a lot more water, how much? I dunno. Maybe 2 to 3 cups water to 1 cup oats? I’d start with that and see how it goes.
  • Buy a nut bag and use that for straining. This is what they’re made for and I obviously don’t know shit about them since I thought I could substitute a flour sack towel.
  • Probably add a pinch of salt to punch up the flavor. And maybe vanilla and a sweetener if I wasn’t cooking with it.

For those who think I’ve already gone too far with”this vegan thing”, HA, I’m now trying to go raw vegan! Yep, and it’s opened up a whole new world of vegan recipes and ingredients I never knew existed. The coolest thing I’ve found so far is a recipe for fermented cashew cheese and I must say, I’m totally addicted to it. This stuff is amazing!

I’m calling it Odiferous Cheese rather than stinky cheese because odiferous just doesn’t get enough use anymore. Odiferous cashew cheese starts with a plain fermented nut cheese and then you add whatever you want to it: herbs, spices, garlic, finely chopped veggies like onions, lemon zest, peppers or whatever you want. I made a 3-cup batch of the cheese and then took each cup and made 3 different blends using:

  • dill, garlic, grated lemon zest, lemon juice
  • chopped spring onion, garlic, walnuts
  • garlic, kalamata olives, spring onion

I started with the suggested recipe and then just went hog wild. I have great difficulty following directions without experimenting along the way. I think that comes from my grandma who use to just throw things together all the time. She and I once got into an argument about how much a stick of butter measured out to be but that’s another story altogether.

A note about cheese texture and smell: This cheese resembles those rolls of goat cheese in texture, soft, moist, almost crumbly. It’s not at all a firm slicing cheese, this is spreadable and has a nice stinky aroma but still subtle. Not like a strong blue. This would be perfect for making a vegan version of those cheeseballs my mom used to make at Christmas.

Here’s a photo of the onion/garlic/walnut cheese.


And here’s a photo of the lemon/dill/garlic cheese:


Sorry, the kalamata cheese mysteriously disappeared before I could get a shot.

Now since I didn’t create the recipe for the fermented cheese itself, I’ll have to refer you to Carmella of The Sunny Raw Kitchen blog, she has all the fancy instructions. The hardest part about this is making like a Zen master and waiting out the fermentation time (14-20 hours depending on what your hubby has the thermostat set to) but trust me, it’s TOTALLY worth it. DH sets our thermostat down to 64 while we’re at work so I did the fermenting on the weekend when I could keep it at 70 and even then, I placed it near a space heater set on low. My goal was to get it to look just like the instructional photos on Carmella’s blog and make it stinky enough to smell. Oh, one more note, Carmella wraps the cheese in cheesecloth during the fermentation time and I didn’t have any so I used a flour sack towel and it worked out just fine. Just make sure you use something lint-free.

Carmella also has her own herb and spice blends for using with the cheese. And she has two blog entries about it:

Notes about ingredient substitutions: I didn’t want to spend 40 bucks on probiotics for the starter so I took Carmella’s advice and used miso instead. I also didn’t want to make my own rejuvelac so I bought some at a health food store. Although it seems easy enough to make, I just wasn’t that inspired. And one more thing, make sure you start with RAW cashews, not roasted ones.

Now, when on a raw vegan diet, you may ask, ‘what do you use for crackers?’ Well, I went looking for firm veggies that would last in my bento lunch box without getting soggy by lunchtime and came back with zucchini rounds. Yep, I just peeled a zucc and sliced it into thin yet sturdy rounds. It was perfect!

Here’s a photo of my lunch box with the zucc rounds and 2 different chunks of the cheese in the upper right corner: one dill/lemon and the other garlic/kalamata.


Total contents of the bento:

  • dill/lemon Odiferous Cheese
  • garlic/kalamata/onion Odiferous Cheese
  • long chunk of zucchini sliced into rounds (that big green thing in the photo)
  • raw corn cut directly from the cob (hiding under the truffle)
  • romaine, carrot, pepper, apple and quinoa salad with my other new concoction: Sweet Pistachio Salad Dressing
  • 1 raw cocoa truffle (recipe to come)

My DH tells me that all the garlic in the odiferous cheese made me stink for 4 days. He calls me a garlic “carrier”. Pores, hair, etc. It takes a while to completely run its course. So I can only eat garlic when I don’t have any client meetings for at least 4 days. And since I’ve got a meeting Tuesday, I’m off garlic starting this weekend. In the meantime, that cheese is just sitting in the fridge, calling to me. If only I hadn’t used garlic in them.

Now I’m really wanting to try to figure out a way to make an odiferous BLUE nut cheese. With the marbling effect and everything. Wouldn’t THAT be something?! I’ve got some ideas, perhaps I’ll try out this week.